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Downer: Bummer, a sequel

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How much do you think this elephant bag will cost me?

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Lies, Lies

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I'm sorry, did you say 300 rupees?

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But I've already paid!

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It's very nice, except for the cockroaches.

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Did you say “silk coasters”?

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No, I won't give you money for your starving baby because you probably mangled it yourself and look, it's high on dope!

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Oh, golly, it's been fun, but I've got to go.

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YES madame!

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He's an asshole, just like me. You'd like him!

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Where have all the flowers gone?

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Sorry, did you need something? Because when you made that kissing noise, I thought maybe you needed something...No? OK, just checking.

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Do people here use the finger?

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Please don't spit on me.

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I'm sorry, when I ask you a question and you bob your head from side-to-side for both yes and no, I don't know WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

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Don't forget to take care of your body, you know, by eating and sleeping...

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Is this a legit business, or the kind that is not so...legit?

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Mercy C+

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It hasn't all been bad, really!

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What did you do today?

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No, I don't know where it is, I don't live here. But you are a taxi driver, so please figure it out and berating me in Hindi will not help as I think it's quite apparent that I have no idea what you're saying.

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Did you know that the symbol on your bag is the same one used by a right-wing nationalist group in the area that is trying to kick all the immigrants out of Bombay?

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Sorry, I just woke up.

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Where are you again?

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I have no idea.

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Is it seven candles plus the Shamesh, or is it eight?

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Wait, what did you say?

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Get your “Oh, no, I don't think I'd like any of this for dinner” face ready to use in place of “Oh my gosh, is that per person?” face.

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Are you ready to come home? Well, I don't know...